The three best questions ever At the top of my personal top ten most hated of the questions were interspersed (but often overlapping):
- YOU GIRLFRIEND?
- WHEN YOU GRADUATE?
- YOU FOUND A JOB?
Given the countless times I found myself, despite myself compelled to respond to these requests, I have seen that each may be responsible for a particular type of "interviewer."
The first question usually can be your mail from:
a) relative not too young and often not too tight, typically at events related to family to special celebrations such as baptisms, graduations and the like but most marriages
b) knowledge of the male gender can not see for a while 'time and which still does not have a close relationship that asks you for information such application (for see if there's tripe for cats or not);
c) knowledge of the female gender, but alas, also a friend, you do not see a bit 'of time that does not hide (unlike many others) a mentality "traditionalist" which sees the top priority of the woman marriage.
The question of the date of graduation, however, can be made by:
a) former schoolmate who do not see for years still brooding resentment, never to be able to get a top grade in spite of your dedicated to the study five times the time than you;
b) a relative not too young and too narrow above;
c) relatives young and old, too close (like parents) a split second after telling them you've given an exam or at the exact moment when they see you gloating in your lounge (I think of scenes of me blissfully lying on beaches sunny or simply beached on the couch after dinner digestive in a state of ecstasy).
You have found a job, for obvious reasons at the moment is my "favorite", you are typically asked by:
a) acquaintances, former schoolmates, friends, relatives, caretakers, bakers, and in general all the people who live in Milan and Hinterland;
b) your parents every time I hear them holy (and if you like me fortune to hear every day you're in a bad way);
c) close relatives or not, young and old, male and female, rich and poor, good and bad, likes and dislikes in every conceivable situation but especially in those unimaginable.
The question about the degree was for years my worst nightmare: among the many disadvantages of the university reform of which they are victims, there is also the fact that if you do not stop the three-year you have to hear it in two installments and, at best, for at least 5 years.
That the engagement is certainly not least, I've always hated because whatever the answer, I always thought it was "reductive" and backward, I've never understood what it must be answered. I know that, "Yes, why??" or "NO, why ???". Although I believe that the only correct answer is: "but a healthy forkful of your cock, right?". Fortunately seen
age people feel less and less appropriate to refer questions of this type. You know, 28 years or it is taken for granted that it is you or is there something wrong and it is best not to speculate. It must be said that over the years can be replaced with the even more annoying "when you get married?" or "you get married or", but for the moment is not my case so selfishly overflight issue.
Regarding the workplace, unfortunately there is no escape: we must necessarily expect to find one or reach retirement age. In both cases, I fear there is to wait a long time '... But if I
appendessi neck a sign saying: "I have not found a job, I'm not getting married but I graduated," do you think would be helpful for the "thirst for knowledge of others??
