Friday, September 11, 2009

Sample Businessplan Poultryfarming

In the beginning was Amanda Woodward

In the beginning was the dream of a teenager raised on bread and TV series and he had chosen as a model of life Amanda Woodward the evil blonde Superchic Melrose Place: Do you remember? Just 30 years had already finished his climb to fame and directed that an unidentified company as required by the fashion house was transformed to pubblictaria agency, through the organizzzaione events and coming to cosmetics.

I mean, what could want more from life, a beautiful woman, skinny, rich, and successful stronzissima? Now I would say anything (more than a closet with clothes separated by color), at the time that television romance hung in the air that led me to think: "love, love is lacking."

Amanda, wicked calculator and social climber, manipulating people like puppets, story behind all of them and always get what she wanted with anything but legitimate means, but inevitably the moral American television drama set them apart from the sad fate of the downloaded from the rod engaged on duty in a time of epiphany opened his eyes and returned from his sweet, clever and penniless ex.

But the wheel has finally turned for AmandaLaDonnaInCarrieraSingle and after many adventures (including the fake death) was able to marry and live happily with his great love, the multimillionaire sexy (firm to the money) Dr. Peter Burns! And they lived

Feichi and happy in a mansion in Malibu: end of story!

At this point I had already decided: I WANT TO BE GREAT TO BE RICH AND BEAUTIFUL asshole like AMANDA Merlos OF PLACE!

My Amandizzazione process and begin very soon and the hairdresser, I must be blonde!

reaching this first goal, I switched to the second: "I must be a super top managers nonsobene thing in nonsoquale sector" (... I've always had a clear idea !!!). From there a series of life choices winners: I will study 'COMMUNICATION (an area slightly inflated: that forward-looking girl ...)

so I brought my flowing hair biondofinto in Perugia for four years of fear and frenzy ended with a degree from an unidentified faculty of International Communication (chosen after a long discussion lasted about 2 minutes and based on the principle "that there is no power in my town")

not pay enough of my previous choices, I decided to persevere in my mistake and I moved my hair, always flowing but alas (or fortunately) no more blonde in Milan to study at the University of rinomatissima Veline where I successfully achieved the coveted degree in SCIENCE OF UNEMPLOYMENT!

At that point I was ready to throw myself into the world of work and fulfill my teenage dream!

What I had not calculated, however, is a very obvious: time passes and things change!

The Roaring 80s past, have gone even minimal 90s and Amanda in the new millennium if they can produce more: the party is over friend, there 'CRISIS, I do not know?!?

We cresolate ambitious girls with the myth of women managers in his career that remains is the coveted role of the intern ... sucker is not quite what I expected! But that's another story ... the next episode!

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